Really?

I was searching for vintage valentines today via the internet and came across some very odd and down right wrong cards.  Now I understand that these were made for a different culture/time however I can't image giving or getting one of these:

Notice the signature, bottom right, someone actually gave this to a loved one!

What can I say?  So sad!

Oh, you'll be taking orders!

This one is not as bad as the others.